Sometimes it's hard being a baby. You just need a break.

Everybody has a bad hair day, now and then.

Saying "Hi!" without the use of propositions.

My two favorite Christmas presents. Well, except for my new "Dictionary of Theological Interpretation" (it was edited by Kevin Vanhoozer and N.T. Wright).

Yes, it's hard to believe, but he eats elephants. You can do that sort of thing when you're king.

Gen 1:26-28:

Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.”

So God created man in his own image,
in the image of God he created him;
male and female he created them.

And God blessed them. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.”